Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I can read

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I actually pay taxes

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Why do we let ugly men exist?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I can count

Why is there so much evil in the world?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

What was your first trans experience like?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

What does it feel like wearing tights?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand how hurricane paths work

I have complete contempt for fakery

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I see through liars

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t cotton to rapists

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I have a reading level above third grade

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t